Eh, it's OK.

I could just say "lol runescape", but that would be too easy.

By the way, I seem to remember a bronze axe spawns in the beginning town (I used to play). He didn't need to go through all that trouble.

You say this whole thing was an english project?

This better have DAMN well gotten an A+, becuase this was awesome.

This is pretty good.

If you touched up the graphics (or had someone do that for you if you're not to good at that), this would be perfect.

Wow!

This is certainly an origional entry, aswell as funny as a bastard. You must reeeally hate titty twisters :)

4/5

Not bad.

It took me a second to realize that you move the paddles with the mouse. You should probaly update this with instructions and a play button.

Other than that, this was a good entry, balancing simplicity, a small file size, and challenging play mechanics.

3/5

Quality? On Newgrounds?

A lengthy review would spoil the essence of this piece, so I will keep my words punctual:

Excellent.